After “closely monitoring” the situation for three full years, President Bitch finally wrote an executive order about social media censorship. I read the order today. It ordered more monitoring of the situation, with some swamp committees and commissions opened up at our expense.
Social media stocks surged after the order was published, and it was understood that President Bitch once again broke one of his promises. 12 hours later, and President Bitch got muzzled.
I don’t have to wonder how it feels, knowing that a faggot like Jack Dorsey can censor me on the internet. Now President Bitch can feel it too.
Edit: 29 May 2020 (1305 PDT)