If you’re like me, you had no idea what OnlyFans is until recently. For those of you still out of the loop, it’s a social networking site, based in the U.K.. It’s implicit telos is to turn young girls into amateur porn stars, and the premise is simple. The young skank signs up, sets her price, and begins putting out content that thirsty simps must subscribe to. My understanding is that the money is split between skank and her digital pimp at a ratio of 4/1.
Since its inception, only three years ago, OnlyFans has become one of the largest purveyors of child pornography in the world, and since the Covid-19 shutdowns, its U.S. membership has jumped a whopping 75%.
All those waitresses and baristas you used to know? They’re not merely sitting around the house, collecting their 600/week.
And so we come to today’s story. It is the tale of one THOT who was dumb enough to market her cunt to her co-workers, and who now feigns surprise that her boss decided to toss her out on the ass she’s been peddling.
Take it away, slut…
Here’s a free clue for all the young hoez, straight from Uncle Boxer. You can either be a prostitute, or you can be a serious person. There is no intersect space between the two.
Car dealerships are heavily dependent upon economic factors, and in a world where tens of millions of people are now looking for a job, you won’t have much bargaining power if you bring your baggage to the shop floor.
You can read the whole predictable article at BuzzFeed, if you so choose.