Image Dump: 2019.04.14

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Please keep in mind that not all women have vaginas, and not all people with vaginas are women…

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I have no idea how I ended up at this stupid article, but I commend the author for achieving the absolute pinnacle of humblebrag achievement.

Iranian Angelina Jolie fan reports she’s had fifty surgeries to look like her idol…

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This is the most flattering photo of the bitch. There are many others. According to the Daily Fail, “Not everyone is impressed, and some followers have compared her to a ‘zombie’ and a ‘corpse’…”

There is no such thing as a good single mother.

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The new normal.

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Once I thought about converting to Judaism

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Around the same time, I considered officially joining the L.D.S. church

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You may ask yourself… “How did I get here?”

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