Please keep in mind that not all women have vaginas, and not all people with vaginas are women…
I have no idea how I ended up at this stupid article, but I commend the author for achieving the absolute pinnacle of humblebrag achievement.
Iranian Angelina Jolie fan reports she’s had fifty surgeries to look like her idol…
This is the most flattering photo of the bitch. There are many others. According to the Daily Fail, “Not everyone is impressed, and some followers have compared her to a ‘zombie’ and a ‘corpse’…”
There is no such thing as a good single mother.
The new normal.
Once I thought about converting to Judaism
Around the same time, I considered officially joining the L.D.S. church
You may ask yourself… “How did I get here?”