I Wish I’d Married My High School Sweetheart

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The following story is not mine (obviously). It was posted anonymously to a usenet newsgroup. It’s copypasta here because it pretty much has it all.

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Many’s the time I’ve wandered around on the Dalrock and Heartiste comment section, bored to death by Joe Jackass fetishizing his virgin bride.

This guy married his high-school sweetie and took her hymen in a messy red conquest. According to Dalrock, Cane Caldo, Anonymous Reader, and countless other idiots, he should have had a perfect marriage (just like Saeed Abedini, Mr. Jenny Erickson, and so many other lucky men).

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A couple of points here:

  1. Those of us who love the patriarchal ideal respect this man’s choice to take this girl in adoption. The problem is that he should have been afforded that choice when she was a baby, not after he was lied to by his skank-ho wife.
  2. AfOr (over at the wimminz blog) predicted the clandestine use of ancestry tests for the establishment and refutation of paternity. He’s now gone, but we nonetheless tip our hats to the prophet, who foresaw yet another social consequence of technology.

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I don’t know about anyone else, but this really makes me regret not marrying little Sara Barlow, who I was playing grabass with in the tenth grade. Just think! I could have worked my whole life while she banged all and sundry, with me none the wiser until someday, in my early 50s, it all comes to pieces.

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My brother is still stuck in the ideological trap of assuming that wimminz are possessed of a normal sense of morality. He thinks that his slut wife will feel badly about exploiting him for his time and resources. She will not. Our Uncle Sig already explained this in painstaking detail.

This wimminz knows that she is a filthy, lying whore. She doesn’t care that her husband knows it. He is a man, after all, and to a wimminz, a man is merely a piece of machinery.

What she does care is the knowledge spreading to other wimminz.

If I were in this brother’s shoes, I’d calmly sit down with my lying skank, and encourage her to open her new web page, which will be found at:

http colon slash slash www dot sarabarlowisawhore dot ca

There she would find the scanned results of all DNA tests, along with moving testimony, authored by me.

Before she could react, I’d explain that I had an email list of everyone in our (Mormon) ward directory, and that by pressing one button on my phone, the link would be sent to everyone we knew, all the relatives of everyone we knew, and various other people who work in the supermarkets and shoe stores around town. She would then get one chance to work out an equitable property settlement in our divorce, which would be filed as uncontested, within the hour.

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Some quick answers to this poor guy, off the top of my head.

  1. Your adult children really ought to be made aware of all the facts, with a calm explanation that a serious man treats his adopted children precisely similar to natural ones.
  2. Given that you have taken these children in adoption, your behavior toward your skank-ho ex is one of the most important lessons you are obligated to teach them as their father. Explain to this girl that you’re a serious man, and that you don’t tolerate lying whores in your vicinity. Her mother has already abdicated her position as your wife, and she has also disqualified herself from being worthy of any peripheral association.
  3. There is no way you can save your marriage. I might allow for the fact that you occasionally fuck the whore on the downlow after the divorce, but only if she’s some sort of uniquely talented sexual acrobat.

Author: Boxer

Sinister All-Male Dancer. Secret King of all Gamma Males. Member of Frankfurt School. Your Fave Contrarian!

23 thoughts on “I Wish I’d Married My High School Sweetheart”

  1. The text doesn’t say she gave her virginity to the husband. Did you find that info elsewhere?

  2. The text doesn’t say she gave her virginity to the husband. Did you find that info elsewhere?

    You virginity fetishists are nothing if not predictable. I’m only surprised that it took you this long to attempt to “rebuild the mound.”

    The discussion is likely close to 100,000 words, with at least 50 participants. The guy went to high school in the 1970s, so I have no reason to doubt him being his wife’s first (of many) as he claims, in a subsequent article.

  3. No words brother, no words to describe what I just read…….

    Call me crazy but this is why I advocate to remove ALL women’s rights otherwise this shit will continue to happen to men. Women have absolutely NO accountability or moral compass and no consequences for their hypergamy and evil behavior, and they are backed 200% by the Govt, misandrist laws that give bitches a free pass whilst punishing men, and the faggot white knights who defend them.

  4. Reading this makes me REALLY want to see the restoration of Old Testament punishments for adulterous sluts.

    At a minimum, this guy should waste no time initiating divorce proceedings (if he hasn’t already done so) and should also demand custody of his youngest. Oh, and NO ALIMONY for the cheating whore. That I would go to the ends of the earth to prevent, waging whatever lawfare I could, even if it meant scorched earth.

  5. Let’s see. I met my wife in high school, married her in college. We have 5 kids. That’s where the comparison ends. Two of my boys are definitely my DNA, don’t need a DNA test to prove that. Sometimes you have to wonder if they are related to her (lol!). Three of them are not (it’s a trick!).

    “You virginity fetishists are nothing if not predictable.”

    When you are married as long as that man has been and have as many kids as he has, I don’t think it really matters whether she was a virgin. Virginity is valuable up to a point, or rather, virginity is correlated with marital success. It isn’t a direct causation.

  6. I think I read a similar tale somewhere, except that the kids all ending up bailing on the “dad” and siding with mom. Fucking awful.

    I’ve tried to write a short story/novella about a pest control company that’s a front for murder for hire for just such scenarios. They won’t just kill anyone, you’ve got to make your case to them, and then it’s a sliding scale fee. It’s all referral based and they use previous clients to help generate alibis and stuff like that.

  7. Do you have a link to the discussion Boxer? Or did I miss it?

    Usenet isn’t something that you can just link to. It’s like a series of group email messages, coming through as plain text files.

    I excerpted the parts of the original message, into the html here, then screenshotted them, and stripped out names, addresses and msg id.

  8. My brother is still stuck in the ideological trap of assuming that wimminz are possessed of a normal sense of morality. He thinks that his slut wife will feel badly about exploiting him for his time and resources. She will not.

    This is the way of an adulterous woman: She eats and wipes her mouth, And says, “I have done no wrong.” Proverbs 30:20

    Even if the guy had some of the OT wisdom from Solomon he’d know that. I think Proverbs is the book that flat out tells you what an adulterous woman is all about.

  9. Of course I wouldn’t expect this wimminz to care about the fact she screwed over (at least 4) men out of rightful paternity. The (at least) 3 biological fathers to her kids plus her husband.

    Sure some of these men might have been immoral cads and weren’t wanting to be fathers…but they are and may not even know they are fathers.

  10. I’ve tried to write a short story/novella about a pest control company that’s a front for murder for hire for just such scenarios. They won’t just kill anyone, you’ve got to make your case to them, and then it’s a sliding scale fee. It’s all referral based and they use previous clients to help generate alibis and stuff like that.

    That sounds like a DAMNED good business idea.

  11. Read a similar story over the weekend, some kid bought a DNA test for 99$, came to find out his uncle was his father and his “father” was his uncle. His mom had banged her husbands brother some 20 years ago and he was the result, it just so happened that he really, really looked like his dad (similar genetics, not surprising). The sad tale ended with his family being torn apart within a matter of an hour as he lost it and confronted his mother who lost it as well. He then proceeded to call his “dad”, his bio-dad (uncle), his cousin (now sister) and his other “siblings”. Women can be vile things, and they don’t care as long as they don’t get caught, not unlike children. Unlike children, however, grown women have the WMD of sex, and they can use it to get what they want, regardless of who they hurt.

  12. So this guy…..while he was at work, wife went out and got pregnant by other men on several occasions throughout the part of their marriage when they were building a family?? I still find it strange that she managed to get pregnant by these other men……….was she freezing her hubby and then the second he’s gone she went out???

    Maybe I dodged a bullet by never meeting anyone. I cannot imagine the heartache this man must be going through. A pox on the wife’s house for being “self-righteous” about it

  13. Read a similar story over the weekend, some kid bought a DNA test for 99$,

    I wish I had invested in these DNA kit companies when they were startups. Whoever did so is going to be VERY rich, very soon, if they aren’t already.

  14. Dear Jason, Earl, et. al.:

    Good questions, for which we have no definitive answers, but there’s much more to the story, and I’ll try to fill in some gaps…

    Of course I wouldn’t expect this wimminz to care about the fact she screwed over (at least 4) men out of rightful paternity. The (at least) 3 biological fathers to her kids plus her husband.

    It’s difficult for me to feel too sorry for these men, given that this wimminz was obviously married. That goes double (heh) for whatever playa fathered two of the couple’s five children.

    So this guy…..while he was at work, wife went out and got pregnant by other men on several occasions throughout the part of their marriage when they were building a family?? I still find it strange that she managed to get pregnant by these other men……….was she freezing her hubby and then the second he’s gone she went out???

    Later messages discuss the possibility that husband was infertile or maybe had some other condition precluding the possibility of fatherhood.

    Think about it: You fuck your wife on the semi-regular, and she seems to be getting pregnant (whether or not the children were specifically planned or not). Unless your wife is stupid enough to be fucking Japanese exchange students, or you’re particularly vigilant with blood typing, why would you even worry about it? I think most older men, with their traditional view of wimminz, would probably find themselves in such a position quite readily.

    For me, it doesn’t come as a shock at all. I pretty much assume every wimminz is fucking all and sundry on the downlow, whether or not she is married, and whether or not she was a virgin on her wedding day. That’s just what a wimminz does, and I have a nearly infinite variety of stories I can tell to support this conclusion. Stick around and I’ll tell some more.

  15. It’s difficult for me to feel too sorry for these men, given that this wimminz was obviously married.

    Given how wimminz lie…I wouldn’t assume these men knew she was married. What if she went on some ‘business trips’…just like the last Tinder post you mentioned.

  16. Married my wife when she was a virgin and have known her since high school. We have kids and all.
    Yeah, you can cynically wonder. But, as Derek said, it’s correlation, not a direct cause-effect.

  17. Given how wimminz lie…I wouldn’t assume these men knew she was married. What if she went on some ‘business trips’…just like the last Tinder post you mentioned.

    You really think that the father of two of this wimminz children didn’t know she was married to some other swingin’ dick? How is that possible? We’re talking a steady affair for years, here; not some one-off.

  18. You really think that the father of two of this wimminz children didn’t know she was married to some other swingin’ dick? How is that possible?

    Maybe not that guy specifically…because there is (at least) two other men who are fathers of her children.

  19. “Unless your wife is stupid enough to be fucking Japanese exchange students, or you’re particularly vigilant with blood typing, why would you even worry about it? I think most older men, with their traditional view of wimminz, would probably find themselves in such a position quite readily.”

    I don’t get this. If a wife gets pregnant by another man, the chance that the child doesn’t look much like either husband or wife has got to be around 25%. If you have four or five children, you’re going to notice. I don’t see how this could be hidden, blood test or not.

    This man must not have been using contraception. While Earl will slam contraception all day long, it helps detect cheating. If a husband and wife use it consistently and only stop using it when they want a pregnancy, she’s going to get caught if there is a suspicious pregnancy and she suddenly wants to have a lot of unprotected sex with her husband or she has a “premature” baby that weighs plenty. If he’s half paying attention, he’ll notice any missed periods.

    So while you can’t detect if she’s having an affair, it’s really, really hard to trick your husband into taking multiple bastard children.

    Also, why were these men willing to get her pregnant? That’s a head-scratcher.

  20. While Earl will slam contraception all day long, it helps detect cheating. If a husband and wife use it consistently and only stop using it when they want a pregnancy, she’s going to get caught if there is a suspicious pregnancy and she suddenly wants to have a lot of unprotected sex with her husband or she has a “premature” baby that weighs plenty. If he’s half paying attention, he’ll notice any missed periods.

    And I’ll retort that no contracpetion (outside of complete abstience…which isn’t really contraception it’s just no sex) is 100% effective. Pregency can still happen on the pill. Besides contraception can increase cheating because the skank thinks she can have pregnancy free sex until the pill fails or the condome breaks that 10-30% of the time.

  21. @ Derek:
    “I don’t get this. If a wife gets pregnant by another man, the chance that the child doesn’t look much like either husband or wife has got to be around 25%. If you have four or five children, you’re going to notice. I don’t see how this could be hidden, blood test or not.”

    The husbands probably don’t even suspect that, being generally bluepill. In the emotional high of being a father the option that the kid wouldn’t be theirs doesn’t even cross their minds, there’s probably some subconscious mechanism repressing these thoughts, protecting oneself emotionally, there in play, that won’t allow the little budding thoughts, that the kid actually doesn’t look like either of the spouses very much, penetrate into his conscious awareness, unless there’s already serious doubts or issues in the marriage, and here the man says how happy he actually was in the marriage. One can also project, unknowingly and automatically, patterns that one wants or expects to see into what one looks at, including facial features etc, the mind shaping the perception. Plus let’s not forget the common practice of especially the women in the family, or the social circle, or even strangers, regularly dropping comments pointing out that the kid is actually a spitting image of either spouse, but especially the father, or if the kid’s looks would be too off, then it’s at least “the mouth, it’s exactly like yours, or the chin etc, the eyes.”., even when it’s not there very much and the father will be convinced to see his kid, his image, in the kid, regardless. Or sometimes skipping a generation in this kind of talk = just like grandfather/grandmother or so.. This habit of sort of subtly assuring the husband that the kid is his is quite common. People around will definitely notice with much sharper insight, that something reeks there when it comes to the kid not looking very much like either spouse (my sister’s sister in law = sister’s husband’s sister, not my wife, had two out of five kids with another man than the husband, and my sister couple of times secretly made the point when talking to me, that the kids just look like from different family and there’s something quite suspicious there. There’s this cruel irony, that the husband was a stay at home dad with exactly those two boys, because couldn’t find work where they lived at that time, while the wife was working, so he developed somehow stronger bond with these two boys than with his own (? , in the light of the OP story here, maybe better to say ‘with the other kids’) progeny.

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