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This story really shouldn’t be funny…

From Faux News:

A jaguar won’t be punished for a woman whose selfie went horribly wrong.

The jaguar that attacked an Arizona woman — who jumped a barrier to snap a selfie with the feline — will not be euthanized, zoo officials said Sunday.

Wildlife World Zoo officials told social media users the jaguar “won’t be put down” after a woman in her 30s suffered injuries to her arm following the Saturday incident. The woman jumped a barrier at the Litchfield Park zoo and reached out to take a selfie when the big cat dug her claws into the visitor’s hand.

If you hop the protective barriers at the zoo, you might get attacked by the wild animals. I had no idea!

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7 thoughts on “Selfiekulture”

  1. That jaguar ALMOST did the world a favor. Unfortunately, it appears that the stupid woman survived the attack…

  2. Summary of the womminz interview ..

    Sorry, NOT SORRY ..

    And survivor Leanne, who declined to give her last name, told CBS that she takes responsibility for her actions. “I was in the wrong for leaning over the barrier,” she said. But she also swiped back at the zoo, adding that, “I do think maybe the zoo should look into moving their fence back.”

    Leanne explained that she was tempted to get up close to the big cat because, “the black jaguar was up against the fence, and we happened to be walking by and we said, ‘Hey let’s get some good pictures.’” So she easily got over the three-foot barrier to take her shot. “Anybody can reach out. I’m not the first, and if they don’t move the fence, I’m probably not going to be the last,” she said.

    Yeah .. she took responsibility alright .. like a typical womminz .. she blamed the zoo & the jaguar.


  3. The zoo needs to have a full blood panel / test done ..

    On the Jaguar .. poor thing might get an STI from this slure.

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