Entertainer R. Kelly is now in the Cook County Jail, not for robbing, raping or killing, but merely because he couldn’t give his bitch ex-wife enough of his dough.
I thought we had a revolution over all this debtor’s prison nonsense. The question remains, what has his bitch done to deserve a hundred sixty large?
From CNN (no link, because they suck)
It must be nice to be a uterus-american, where one can get paid just for breathing.
Here’s another great story. Did you boys hear about this guy?
As we recently saw, Johnny Depp got hit with a false accusation of violent assault. For some reason, Shawn thought he wouldn’t get the same treatment. You boys really need to be smarter than this. Document all your interactions with skanks. Failure to be vigilant may result in the destruction of your life.
Oh, and in case you were gonna hit the cinema this week, you know which movie not to see…
And then there’s more warnings from those brothers who have gone before…
It might seem rough, but I have no sympathy for Steve. Unless you work at a nightclub, you shouldn’t be chatting up bitches on company time. Just don’t go there.
There are other things you shouldn’t do. Buying a bitch dinner is benevolent sexism. Spending money on a wimminz is the equivalent of raping that woman. Just ask your local bulldyke professor in the gender studies department. She’ll back my play on this.
Boys in this post code don’t feel sorry for that simp, either. He got what he deserved.
Remember, be the guy who eats for free. Don’t be the guy who buys the meal.