This week in the Hollywood gossip mags (no link, because they suck):
Johnny Depp married a wimminz. Her immediate response was to start fucking other men. When she got tired of pretending to be a dutiful wife, she hoaxed up some domestic violence complaints in order to thoroughly destroy her husband’s life.
What makes you think you can keep any of these wimminz happy, boys, when even the sexiest men alive get such treatment?