Johnny Depp Can’t Keep A Woman

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This week in the Hollywood gossip mags (no link, because they suck):

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Johnny Depp married a wimminz. Her immediate response was to start fucking other men. When she got tired of pretending to be a dutiful wife, she hoaxed up some domestic violence complaints in order to thoroughly destroy her husband’s life.

What makes you think you can keep any of these wimminz happy, boys, when even the sexiest men alive get such treatment?

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11 thoughts on “Johnny Depp Can’t Keep A Woman”

  1. What makes you think you can keep any of these wimminz happy, boys, when even the sexiest men alive get such treatment?

    Even sexiest men alive fall into snares. Probably moreso than most of use. Musk was just the next one.

  2. Well they could’ve gotten a much “stiffer” outcome .. HEH ..

    Getting swatted for fornication is certainly less of a penalty than losing eternal life because of it.

  3. That was my point .. both examples have little in the way of punishment.

    Didja notice the men weren’t even pained by the strikes?

    So my pun was .. “stiff” .. which neither really was in the end. Though .. death would be a “STIFF” penality.

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