The luckiest man in California…
Quoth skank-ho Jenny Erickson, on her trashy instagram page…
We were supposed to get married today, but because we’re us, it ended up being a comedy of errors and we decided last week to postpone.
I guess Smiley succeeded in escaping your next “transformation,” huh? Good for him.
Since we already had the time scheduled off work, we went to the water park instead
Who are you fooling, mommy blogger? You’ve never done a single day’s work in your life.
and splurged on Quick Queue bracelets for the big girls (hence why they’re not in the pic … they’re off having the water slide time of their lives).
You mean Leif’s two girls. My guess is that they have a much better relationship with their father now, than they would have sans divorce. It’s true they only see him on the weekends, but now he gets to do fun shit with them, rather than what would have been.
Married sluts like Jenny are masters at destroying the relationships between their kids and husbands. What would have been happening, right now, was a long list of demands, by Jenny, that Leif yell at those girls, beat them, berate them, and follow them around cleaning up for them. I have seen this play out too many times to count.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth every penny.
From now on, we’ve decided to celebrate August 9 as our “Un-iversary.”
That’s a nice spin on failing to lock down a new sucker. The truth is now beginning to descend upon you. You will never be a good man’s honorable wife again.
We’ll get married someday. Maybe next month. Or next year.
A quick look at the relief in that guy’s face, suggests that this prediction is overly optimistic.
But for now we have each other and this ridiculously beautiful family and life, and our hearts are full. ❤️❤️
Get real, bitch. You have a brood of children by different fathers. You’re a ho’, who fucks anyone, and breeds children for everyone. I know this, and all the boys know it, and you know it better than anyone.
groom playa responds:
You are an amazing unstoppable force. Words like “inevitable” and “life in crescendo” come to mind. I am so blessed and so delighted. Happy un-iversary!
You’re blessed, all right. Credit for being smart enough to evade the set-up. You nearly became Jenny’s next victim. Even so, she’s planning her comeback as we chuckle.
You are set to be the next lucky participant who sits down in the docks of the divorce courts, where your fortune will be harvested, for her to enjoy. Don’t you ever forget this, either.