So, I met Jane Doe at a party, given by one of my co-workers. The first thing she told me was that she was “a devout Christian woman.” I took this to mean that she’d be easy to fuck on the first date. I fucked her within two hours of meeting her.
Jane is recently divorced (I thought devout Christian wimminz weren’t allowed that indulgence?) The reason she gave for wandering off was that her husband was “mentally abusive.”
In my defense, Mizz Doe is incredibly attractive. I put her at 8.5, and I just couldn’t resist. I also thought, before our first run-through the jungle, that she’d stop my advances. Most of you Christian brothers are always telling me what whores Christian women are, and I suppose I didn’t believe y’all. Well, you were right, and ya boy Boxer was wrong.
Just for fun, after the fucking concluded, I played the Christian too. Almost immediately, the demands were handed down. Her devout, Christian husband “wasn’t romantic enough” (I guess that’s what “mental abuse” equates to.) She wants not a boyfriend or a husband, but a worshipper of her cunt and ass.
I won’t lie, I would probably fuck her again. She’s mighty fine. I just don’t beg and grovel for the pussy like a simp.
Read along as she schools me, and rate my negs. Thanks to Dalrock and all you boys for helping me with the narrative. I’d have never known how to do this without your help.
Basically I’m telling her that she’s full of beans. There’s nothing Christian about “romance,” as Dalrock has amply proven.
Note that this bitch is talking about “the last half of her life,” when she hasn’t even approached thirty. Either she knows as much about arithmetic as she does about the religion she professes, or she’s planning some high-risk maneuvers that will snuff her early. Either way, she’s probably correct about being “dumb” – despite being a redhead.
My guess is that she’ll dump me, within 24 hours, and find a replacement. I’m sure she can find some schlub who will worship her, in return for the chance to lick her stank cunt; but that schlub won’t be me.