Down below, V writes…

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Getting the pdf through Muse often leaves watermarks, but the full text is marginally entertaining. Here’s a longer excerpt of this work (of spellbinding genius).

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Author: Boxer

Sinister All-Male Dancer. Secret King of all Gamma Males. Member of Frankfurt School. Your Fave Contrarian!

3 thoughts on “Wordsalad”

  1. i mean is a lil more readable an all but i dint know i’s THIS much a ree-reee

    props if english is her second language. bet she got 4.0’s in all her undergrad women’s studies classes.

    are we sure this isn’t a hoax parody, like “Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct”? it’s so bad i can’t even pick a good quote to make fun of (but i’ll try). how exactly would the West have gotten to where we are without first working from “classical Newtonian physics, which identifies separated beings and absolute differences”??? divisions=hierarchy=subordination=inequality=OPPRESHUN!!!

    but i thought division=diversity=our strength

  2. My favorite part of hers:

    “”cyborgian performative quantum feminist”

    Performative is an adjective? FEminist can be both THERE and NOT-THERE?

  3. Academics have an inside joke, that includes the prescription that any time you get a student’s paper, which cites Judith Butler, you have to have a drink. Escaping the process of grading your class without alcohol poisoning means you did your job well, and your students are on their way to becoming critical thinkers.

    Anyway, the full pdf is as funny a thing as I’ve ever seen. Like Brother V., I have to wonder if she’s serious, or if she’s some redpilled postdoc who is performing a parody a la Socal and Bricmont. Time will tell, I suppose.

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